Tintumon:Customercare alle?ente aniyan tittu sim card vizhughi....
Girl:athinu Nyangalenthu venam
Tintumon:Avan samsarikunund.Paisa povo????

Tintu in ksrtc bus.... 
kayamkulam ethjiyappol tintumon :-ernakulam ethiyo? 
conductor:-illa cherthala ethiyappol 
tintumon:- ernakulam ethiyo? 
conductor:-(deshyathode paranyu) ethumbhol parayam. 
bus ernakulam vittu thrissur ethi. 
conductor tintuvine villikkan marannu.... 
tintumon:-ernakulam anno???? 
conductor:-ayyo marannu poyi ernakulam kazhinyu. 
yathrakar bhahalam kooti....bus ernakulathekku thirichu 
conductor :-mone ernakulam ethi.... 
tintumon:-(chaadi eneettu bag thurannu bread eduthu kazhichukond) ernakulam ethumbhol kazhikkan amma paranyatha....


Tintumon's discovery-
Chemical name of TOILET?
Ans:-Calcium+Copper+Sulphur
(Ca+Cu+S)=CACUS
Chemistryil Tintu Puliya
Tintumon got sms from pinkimol:I hate you.
Tintumon replied:I hate U,V,W,X,Y,Z.Tintumonoda Kali.

Tintumon Pennu Kanan Poyi;
Tintu: Nee Eathu Vare Padichu
Girl:B.sc 2nd year,Chetano.?
Tintu:SSLC 4th year

Nilathu sugar veenapol tintuvinde achan:Mone velakari januvine ingottu viliche.
Tintu:Janu achan vilikunnu.
Janu:entha?
Tintu:Parjara yadikana.

Teacher:Ningal oru 3 nila ketidathil nilkukayanenu vicharikyu.Petenu ketedathinu thee pidichu.Ningal enthu cheyum?
Tintumon:Nyan apoaa vijaram nirthum....!

Tintumon: thande mole ebiku ketichu tharamo?
Father:shariyavilla,aval padichodirikukaya
Tintumon: nyan 1 hour kazhinyu varaam.padichu kazhinyaal nadathaalo....

TEACHER : “A” group blood ullavarkku “A” groupukaarude blood mathrame sweekarikkavu
“B” group blood ullavarkku “B” groupukaarude blood maathrame sweekarikkaavu
Ellavarude bloodum sweekarikkaavunnathu aarkkanu?
TINTUMON : kothukukalkku 

Teacher: wat’s d difference between bus and cycle??
Tintumon:Bus varum pokum bt bus stand avide thanne kaanum….
cycleum varum pokum but cycle standum kude pokum!!!! 

Teacher: Tintumon aravanannu agraham?
Tintumon: Enniku achanea pole pilot avanam
Teacher: Tintumontea achan pilot aanoo?
Tintumon: Alla achanum pilot akaanayirunnu agraham 

A for Apple
B for Big Apple
C for Cheriya Apple
D for Double Apple
E for Ettavum kunji Apple
F for First parenjille aa Apple 

Achen:-Result
enghane udu?
Tintumon:-fail ayi.
Achan:-Iny nee enne
ahan ennu
velekanda.
Tintumon:-athinu
ithu exam result
aanu,DNA testinte
result alla. 

Teacher:-Indiayile pradhanam ayi
randu nadhigal undu.(1)ganga (2)yamuna.
Appol pakistaniloo?
Tintumon:Khadijayum
Jamilayum.

Tintu in medical shop:-Give me one ten cornerrice like.
Kadakkaran:-enthus?
Tintu:-oh english ariyilla alle.Dashamoolarishtam thado

Tintumon Maranapettu....Nalle sms harthal....Miss calukale harthalil ninum ozhivakiyatnd.Nikathan pattathavivad-Airtel,smslokathin theera nashtam-idea, tintumonde padamulla 1rupayude coupon irakum-Bsnl Enik swantham mone pole ayirunnu-sardarji,Oru nikarital enikum tintumonepole akam. 

Teacher: karayilum, vallathilum jeevikkunna 5jeevikalude peru parayu?
Tintumon: 2 aama, 3 thavala


Dundumol:current poyi,fan idatte
tin2mon:venda,mezhukuthiri anayum.....



Yathrakaran to tintumon : nnku ee penangaleyokkey ninte pengalmarayi kandudey. 
Tintu: shramikanjattu alla ,athu ente achan oru cheethaperavum ennu vicharichatta.......


Teacher : 2010 commonwealth games kondu namukku enthu gunam undaayi……….?
Tintumon : adutha varsham october 3nam theeyathi schoolinu avathi aayirikkum teacherey……….?
Teacher : athengane tintu……..?
Tintumon : COMMON WEALTH SHAME DAY…….!!!!!


Sasi-” neeyanalle tintumon…nee valiya hero aanennu kettu…ee palari vattam sasi oru idi idichal nee
chammandhi aayi pogum”

Tintumon-” mone sasi…ninne njan manasu vachonnu idichal pinne ninne GOOGLE il search cheydhal
polum kittilla…nee ivide pudhiya aala alle…adhu konda ninakku ariyathadhu….. ”


Doctor:”ninakkariyo???ella fruitinte tholiyilum vitamins und…..ninakkethu fruit aanishtam??”
Tintu:”Thenga”


Tintumon : Acho njan kanakku pareeksha kazhinju varikaya, enikku kumbasaarikkanam.!
Achan : Pareekshakku nee copy adicho mone?

Tintumon : Illacho, thettu cheythal kumbasaarikkanam ennalle achan parayarullath…Njan cheytha kanakku muzhuvanum tettaa…!

Teacher : Ithrayum neram njan padippichathil ninnum enthu manassilaayi?
Tintumon : Vaikunneram theerchayaayum tutionu pokanamennu manassilaayi.!!!


Tintumon: ninte text bookukal kanathayi alle?
Dundumol: aaru paranju?
Tintumon: nee innu ravile msg ayachille.. “some text missing” ennu!!


Tintu mon:hello my son today donot came to school because he have fever
techer:who are talking??
Tintumon:”MY FATHER


Tintumonte veettil kallan keri. Ithu kanda
Tintumon: Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda, illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum


Tintumon: Oduvil snehicha pennum enne chadichu da..
Friend: Enth patti
Tintumon: Veruthe vilichatha.. Irangi ponnu


Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?
Tintumon jumped and said: Physics miss English miss Maths miss Social miss!!


Father: Nee aa kuttiye nokki padikkeda, Ella examilum avala First.
Tintumon: Daily avale nokkiyaacha ella subjectilum 8 nilayil pottiyadu. Iniyum achan nirbandhikkarutu.


Tintumon ambalathil vazhipad counter Q ill….
Munnile uncle: Shambhu, Thiruvatira, paalpayasam.
Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chicken biriyani…


Tintumonte Achan: Ninte progress report evideyada ?
Tintumon: Athu njan Ramuvinu koduthu.
Achan: Athenthinada ?
Tintumon: Avanu avante achane pedippickana

Oru divasam tintu mon roadil koodi pokayirunnu. Appol oru pallil achan :nee evide povuka kutti
Tintu : Kallu Shappil .
Appol achan : tintu nee kallu kudikkyaruthu .atu ninte healthinu doshama .
Tintu : Ayyo Jan shappil kudikkyan povuka alla , jan innalle nightil avide marannu vecha ente book edukkan pokua .
Achan : Aa