Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated 
Tintumon: Dosa 


MANDAN 

Teacher: “Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku” 

Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu. 

Teacher: “Oho… Ne mandanano ?” 

Tintumon: “Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni 


NO FREEZE LIQUID 


Teacher: ‘Freeze aakatha oru liquid-nte peru parayoo’ 

Tintumon: ‘Chooduvellam’ 


INTERVIEW 

Malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna tintumon 

qn: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka 

tintumon inganne ezhuthi….. 

Njan: namasthe teacher. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu 

Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu. 

Njan: shari teacher 

kali tintumonnodo??? 


SSLC 


SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum: 
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“Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!” 


MADIYAN 


Teacher : Ettavum $hakthiyula oralude peru parayamo? 
Tinttumon : “Madiyan” 
Teacher : Wat? 
Tintumon : Teacharalle paranjadu madiyan mala chumakum ennu… 


BEGGAR 

Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman? 
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Chillara”, Is your father a Beggar ?? 


AUTO 


Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi 
Driver:100 roopa 
tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo 
Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath 

PROFESSOR

A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?” 
tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA” 
professor: “i dont understand anything” 
tintumon: “same 2 you” 


LKG-TINTUMON 


To be is to do(Socrates) 

To do is to be(Plato) 

To be or not to be(Shakespeare) 

Aaha angane vittal pattuo..Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)…….. 


CHEMISTRY 


Teacher : What is “Al2 O3″ ? 
Ramu : Alumina. 
Teacher: Tintu, What is ‘Fe2 O3″? 
Tintumon : “Filomina” 


1000 ROOPA 


‘1000 rupakku enth meedichalum oru sari free’ 

next day kadayil oru bhahalam 
tintumon 1000 rupakku ‘chillara’ medichu sari venamennu paranju bhahalam vekkunnu… 


DINESHAN 

Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son? 
Tintumon: Dineshan 
Teacher :Why????? 
Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan