English sir to students: Give some examples using 'day' ?.
Gopi : Annual day
Thomaskutty : Birthday.
Tintumon : "Enthuvaaday"

Tintu Mon 2 God: Plz give me 1 bag full of money, a job and 1 big vehicle
full of girls.
God: Bless u!
Today Tintu Mon is the bus conductor of a Girls College.

Sir : Entha late aayathu..
Tintu : Nadannu varan vaiki sir.
Sir : Bussil vannoode??
Tintu : Athu sir nte molodu paranjaal kelkkande...

Sardar: Do u know how 2 swim?
Tintumon: No.
Sardar: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?
Sardar: For sure!
Tintumon: Then, what’s the difference between u and a dog?


Tintu mon ulpede 30 peru sabarimallakku poyi.
avide vechu thirakkil Tintu Mon koottam thetti ottakkayi.Tintu mon
announcement counteril chennu: “Ente koode vanna 29 pere kaanaanilla…!!”
Ithu ketta oraal: ” 29 pere kaananille….??
Tintu Mon: ” pinne njaan enthu parayanam…enne kaanaanilla ennu
parayanoo….???”

teacher:vats d name of ghandiji's son
tintu:dineshan !!!!!!
teacher: how???????
tintu:mam u only said dat ghandhiji is the father of "DI-NESHAN"

Tintumon called FM radio & said
“I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of
Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur….
Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?
Tintumon : no……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him…

Father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger’s cage at the zoo.
The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and
tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression.
"Dad,” tinumon said finally, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you
up …”
“Yes, son?” the father said expectantly.
“What bus should I take home?” tinumon finished.

Tintu'nte Mobile Oru Kallan Kattondu Odunnu..
Tintu :" Mone , Charge Theerumbo Charger Edukkaan Vendi
Varumallo.Appo Kandolaam".

Tintumon doctorodup Plastic sugery cheiyan etra roopayakum?
Dr.50000
Tintu:any discount?
Dr:No
Tintu Plastic njan konduvannalo.

Tintumon's First Interview

Interviewer: "Tell me opposite words.. COOL"
Tintumon: "Hot"

Interviewer: Girl
Tintumon: "Boy"

Int: "India"
Tintu: "Pakistan"

Int: "Good Keep it up"
Tintumon: "Bad Put it down"

Int: "Stop It"
Tintumon: "Start that"

Int: "Idiot Get Out"
Tintumon: "Clever Come in"

Int: "Oh my God"
Tintumon: "Oh your devil"

Int: "I reject You"
Tintumon: "You appoint Me"

Tintumon: Njan ninte veetil poyirunnu,nammude kalyanam nadakkumennu
thonnunnilla …
Dunduumol :Endha, Achane kando
Tintumon: illa, ninte aniyathiye kandu

caril pokunna achan tintumonod:"indicator kathunnundo?onnu nokku"
tintumon:"undu…illa…undu…illa…undu…illa…undu…illa…undu…illa…"

Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"

Tintumon went to his Dad's Friend's home late night.Uncle offered him to
Sleep in Baby's room.
Tintumon refused because the Baby might Cry at Night and went to sleep in
the drawing hall.
Next morning he saw a Beautiful young Girl at the breakfast table,
Tintumon : Who are you?
The girl replied,"I am Baby..."

prof:chemical symbol of Barium?
Tintumon:BA
prof:For sodium?
Tintumon:NA
prof:wat will we get if 1 atom of BA &2 atom of NA combines?
tintumon:"BANANA"

Teacher : What is "Al2 O3? ?
Ramu : Alumina.
Teacher: Tintu, What is ‘Fe2 O3??
Tintumon : "Filomina"

Appoopan: mone ninte teacher varunnund, poi olicho
Tintumon: aadyam appopan poi olikku.. appooppan marichunu paranjaa njaan 2
weeks leave eduthathu..! !

tintumon askd d tchr 4 2 weeks leave.....
tintu:ente appooppan marichu
teacher:ninte appooppanalle kazhinja aazhcha marichathu?
tintumon:ammoomma veendum ketti!