Teacher : Lokaavasaana Samayath Shakthamaya Kaatum Bhookambavum Undaavum. Tintu Mon: Annu School Ucha'k Vidumo sir... -Nishad , Kottakkal, Malappuram . Tintu Mon traveling 1st time in plane,going 2 Bangalore. While landing, he shouted "Banglore Banglore" Airhostess: "Be Silent" Tintu Mon: OK..."anglore anglore." -MOHAMED JABIR A, RANDATHANI, MALAPPURAM. Tintu Mon: hamme, Rajan P Dev Marichappol oru Aazhcha Channelukallil Avante Cinema. Murali Marichappol Avanteth. hamme ee Shakeela onnu Marichirunnenkil .. -Fasil , Melattur , Malappuram . Teacher: MT'Yude ''NAALUKETT''ne Kurich Enthanu Abhipraayam.. ? Tintu Mon: Onnu Kettiya Ente Achan Thanne Kashtapedukayaa, Pinneya MT'Yude Naalukett. !! -Suresh Kololamba (Edappal) , Malappuram . "2014 WORLDCUP BRAZIL'IL" Tintu Mon: ini World cup enthinaa..? 'Neerali'yod Chodichal pore? -SAMEER VT, KUPPOOTH VILAYUR, PALAKKAD. Amma: Nee Enthanu iruttath Kattunnath? Tintu Mon: Padikkunna sradhakaranam Current Poyatharinhilla. -MUHSIN KP, KUPPOOTH VILAYUR, PALAKKAD. Teacher: Vaakyathil Prayogikuka ''Vimmishtamaayi''. Tintu Mon: Ithu Vare EXO upayogichirunna Rama'k VIM ishtamayi. -Suresh Kololamba(Edappal), Malappuram. Tintu Mon: Our Prncipal is a "rascal"!. Girl: Do u know who am I? Tintu Mon: No. Girl: I am Principl's daughter. Tintu Mon: Do u know who am I? Girl: No. Tintu Mon: Oh my God, Thanks!! -MOHAMED JABIR A, VARIYATH, RANDATHANI, MALAPPURAM. Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world? Tintu Mon: "ZEEBRA" Teacher: (Shocked), how? Tintu Mon: because its still "black and white". -MOHAMED JABIR,RANDATHANI. Sir: what is you'r father's name ? Dundo mon: "T.V.Krishna" Suna mol: "A.C.Abraham" Tintu Mon: "fridge sasi...!! Tintu Mon Teacher'od: Muthasshi Marichu. Leave Venam. Teacher: Ninte Muthassiyalle 1 Maasam Munb Marichath? Tintu Mon: Muthachan Veendum ketti. -Shihab chenam. Tintu Mon: Daivame.. Kochiye Amerikkayude Thalasthaanam Aakkane.. Friend: Athenthinaada? Tintu Mon: Nhaan Pareeksha'k Anganeya Ezhuthiyath. Tintu Mon: Ninte Kurach Text Book'kal Kaanaathaayi Alle? Friend: Aaru Paranhu? Tintu Mon: Nee Innale Msg Ayachallo.. "some text missing" Ennu..!! Omlet Undaakkaan Mutta Potticha Tintu Mon Nhetti. Akath Onnumilla. Tintu Mon : "Eeswara, Kozhikalum Thudangiyo Abortion?" Tintu Mon in Medical Shop, Tintu Mon: Give Me a bottle of TEN CORNER RICE LIKE! Man: Enthuvaa? Tintu Mon: Oh! English ariyilla alle? "Dashamoolarishtam" Tintu Mon: Thee Golangal Paanhu Vannaalum, Sunaami Veeshiyadichaalum Ninne Kaanaan Nhaan Varum. Girl: Naale Varumo? . . Tintu Mon: Nokatte, Mazhayillenkil Varaam. Teacher: Raathri Kadal Vellam Choodayirikkaan Kaaranamentha..? Tintu Mon: Ithentha ithra chodikkaan.. Ee Sooryan Kadalilalle Poyi Thaazhunnath..? Teacher: Innale Nhaan Class Evide Vare Eduthu? Tintu Parayoo.. !! Tintu Mon : mmmm.. Innale.., class.., Belladikkunna Vareyum Eduthu Teacher...!! Ningalkk enne kollaam, but tholpikkaanaavilla. -cheguvera. Ningalkk enne Padippikkaam, but Jayippikkaanaakilla. -Tintu Mon. -Shafeek, Ponnani, Malappuram. Tintu Mon BILL GATES'nod: Thankal Oru Maha Viddi Thanneya! Gates: Why? Tintu Mon: GATESEnna perum vachu WINDOWS Kachavadam cheyyuva? -MOIDHEEN KP, NATTUKAL,: PALAKKAD. Teacher:Vakyathil Prayogikkuka "Randara koadi" Tintu Mon: Rande Mukkaalinulla bus kittaanaayi Veetil ninnum Randarakkoadi. -Ashique kv, Chamravettom, Malappuram. Principal:If any Boy goes 2 Girls Hostel Rs.100 Fine4 1st time, 200 for 2nd time, 500 for 3rd time so be careful everyone! Tintu Mon: Sir, How much for Monthly pass...! -MOHAMED JABIR A, RANDATHANI, MALAPPURAM. Tintu Mon Kadakkaranodu: Indian flag undo? Kadakkaran: undallo..Itha.... Tintu Mon: Vere colour ille....? -Musavir KP, Perinthalmanna, Malappuram. Teacher: Is seven an even number ? Tintu Mon: Yes. Teacher: Why...? Tintumon: Remove 'S' from seven and so it become even. -Suresh , Kololamba, Malappuram . Appoopan Tintu Mon'odu: Tintu Mone Ninte Teacher Varunnu. Vegam Poyi Olicho.. Nee 2 Divasamayille School'il Poyitt..? Tintu Mon Appoopan'od: Nhan Olikkunnathinu Mumb Appooppan Olikkoo.. Appopan: Athentha? Tintu Mon: Nhan Kazhinha Monday Leave Eduthath Appoopan Marichu Ennu Paranhittaaaaaa ...!! -Muhammed Shafi , Cherpulassery , Palakkad . Back | Home :=: