• karayilum vellathilum jeevikkunna jeevikale evideyaanu kaanuka?

  15 Dec 2011 10:50 am
  
  Teacher: karayilum vellathilum jeevikkunna jeevikale evideyaanu kaanuka?
  Tintu: ‘Kallushaappil’. allaathe evideya 

• Mullaperiyar pottiyal 30 lakh manushyar marikum

  10 Dec 2011 2:43 am
  
  Tutumol:-Mullaperiyar pottiyal 30 lakh manushyar marikum.
  athu undavathe irikan namukkellavarkum kudi DAM thallipidichal pore..
  Ti2mon:-'Enna Pinne Atom Bomb Pottiyapol Hiroshimayileyum,Nagasakiyileyum Aaaluukalukku Bomb Pothi Pidichal Porayirunnno !!!!

• Kalyanathinu munpe nee ennum eniku gifts vaangi thararille?

  7 Dec 2011 3:26 am
  
  Pinkumol-” kalyanathinu munpe nee ennum eniku gifts vaangi thararille?
  Tintumon-” yes…
  Pinkumol-” bt kalyana sesham onnum vaangichu thararillalo…adhendha?
  Tintumon- ” meen choondayil kurungi kazhinjal pinne adhinu ira ittu kodukarilla mole…!!
  
  From: josekeerimola@gmail.com 

• Tintu entha idakidaku Clas cut cheyyunnnathu..?

  30 Nov 2011 3:46 am
  
  Teacher:Tintu entha idakidakuClas cut cheyyunnnathu..?,
  Tintu:Father Hospitali aayathukondanu maam..!
  Oneday
  Tintuvinte koode teacherum poyi.
  Teacher :Evida ninte father..?
  Tintu:Ente achan Dr. aanu…! 

• Tintu entha idakidaku Clas cut cheyyunnnathu..?

  30 Nov 2011 3:41 am
  
  Teacher:Tintu entha idakidakuClas cut cheyyunnnathu..?,
  Tintu:Father Hospitali aayathukondanu maam..!
  Oneday
  Tintuvinte koode teacherum poyi.
  Teacher :Evida ninte father..?
  Tintu:Ente achan Dr. aanu…! 

• Enne thallendammaava njan nannavukayilla

  26 Nov 2011 3:35 am
  
  teacher: “Enne thallendammaava njan nannavukayilla” ennu aaru aaroodu paranjathaakum?
  tintu: “Congressukaar High commandinood paranjathaakum” 

• How the Word Friendship is being used..??

  22 Nov 2011 3:05 am
  
  Rajumon : How the Word Friendship is being used..??
  Tintumon : Boys use the Word Friendship to start Love and Girls use it to end Love..!! 

• What comes before 8 ?

  16 Nov 2011 11:39 am
  
  Teacher : what comes before 8 ?
  Tintu : Ende School Bus.. 

• Enne rape cheydhuda…!!!

  2 Nov 2011 3:43 pm
  
  Pinkumol:”da Tintu Tintu enne rape cheydhuda…!!!”
  Tintumon : ‘ vegam kure pachamulagu kadichu thinnu…”
  Pinkumol : angane cheydha Pregnancy thadayanpatumo ?
  Tintumon : ‘ NO ”
  ninte mugathulla aa sandhosha chiri angu povum… 

• Do you know about the 7 Wonders of Love..??

  31 Oct 2011 3:16 am
  
  Tintumon : Do you know about the 7 Wonders of Love..??
  Aarumon : No
  Tintumon :
  1) Two Girls sitting quite
  2)City girl cooking lunch
  3)Wife not asking money
  4) Girl friend paying bill
  5)Girls coming out without makeup
  6) wife not going to shopping
  7)Girl saying , I have loved only one boy

• Appurathe veetile chinnumol garbhini aayennu…

  29 Oct 2011 3:47 am
  
  Mom: ”da appurathe veetile chinnumol garbhini aayennu…!!
  Tintumon: ‘adhu avalde collegil nadanna projectinte baagamayi sambavichadhavum… about “Miracle of Life”
  Mom: ”aara idhinte utharavaadhi ennu ariyo ninakku?
  Tintumon: ”I dont know, it was a group project….!! 

• Ho ee punnungalude ahangaram…

  27 Oct 2011 3:47 am
  
  Tintumon-” ho ee punnungalude ahangaram…
  Jtintumon-” sree ram villodichappo seetha koode ponu…. krishnan odakuzhal vilichappo radha odiyethi…”
  Jintappan-” adhinu?
  Tintumon-” aa kukkumole nokki onnu choolamadichenu aval achanem kootiyada vannadhu…!!

• chila cheriya karyangal nammale vedhanipikkum

  26 Oct 2011 11:14 am
  
  teacher-” chetiya karyangalku naam orikalum vedhanikarudh”
  Tintumon-” chila cheriya karyangal nammale vedhanipikkum”
  Teacher-” no..orikalum illa”
  Tintumon-” enna dhe ee cheriya ’soochiku’ mugalil oru 5 minut onnu irunnu kaanikku….” 

• If doctor is cute

  20 Oct 2011 2:06 pm
  
  Teacher-” an apple a day keeps the doctoraway,
  Tintumon-”but if doctor is cute,
  forget the fruit….!!! 

• Kanditille pullum poovumoke nananju sundharam aagunnadhu?

  18 Oct 2011 3:13 am
  
  Pinkumol-” mazha ella vasthukaleyum vrithi aakunnu…”
  Tintumon-”" ennu vachal?
  Pinkumol-” kanditille pullum poovumoke nananju sundharam aagunnadhu?
  Tintumon-” hmm..appo nee idhuvare mazha nananjiteyilla alle?

• Brandy kudichu vanna enne Aishwarya Rai ennu parayarund

  16 Oct 2011 4:46 am
  
  Pinkumol-'Ningal beer kudichu varunna dhivasam enne sundhari kutee enna vilikaaru’
  Tintumon-'Adhe’
  Pinkumol-'Brandy kudichu vanna enne aushwarya rai ennu parayarund’
  Tintumon-'Und’
  Pinkumol-'Innendha enne rakshasi ennu viliche? innu endha kudiche?
  Tintumon-'Innu njan kudichitilla…!! 

• Koyi bath nahim ennu paranjalentha?

  4 Oct 2011 3:10 am
  Tintu mon hindi classil.
  Teacher:-tintumon parayu "koyi bath nahim" ennu paranjalentha?
  Tintu mon:- kozhi kulikkarilla....!!
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  From: Kiran raj
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• Tintumon Ravile bedil erunnu karayunnu..???

  22 Sep 2011 3:52 am
  
  Ravile bedil erunnu karayunna Tintumonodu wife "Enthina karayunne?".
  Tintumon Kudavayar kurayan "LAVANATHYLAM" thechu. Athu olichirangi ippol ente "Sunappy" Kananilla !! 

• Tintumonte mobilil orla vilich shalyam cheyyunnu

  19 Sep 2011 6:23 am
  
  Tintumonte mobilil orla vilich shalyam cheyyunnu. Tintu sim matti new sim eduthu athil ninnum ayalku sms ayachu "EDA PATTI INI NEE ENGANE ENNE SHALYAM CHEYYUM ?" 

• Tintu odichirunna car accidentilpettu.

  15 Sep 2011 3:52 am
  
  Tintu odichirunna car accidentilpettu.
  Police: Engane aanu accident undayathu ?
  Tintu: Enikkaryilla ente ponnu sare...
  Njan uranguvarunnu...! 

• Ippolathe girls okke valiya change aayi poyi

  8 Sep 2011 3:27 am
  
  Tintumon-"ippolathe girls okke valiya change aayi poyi”
  Gintappan-"engane?
  Tintumon-"pandathe penkuttigal avarude ammamaare pole cook cheydhirunnu”
  Gintappan-" ippol?
  Tintumon-"ippol penkuttigal avarude achanmaare pole kudichu nadakkunnu…ho kali kaalam” 

• Ponnolathumbi yude matoru peru paraymo?

  6 Sep 2011 12:05 pm
  
  Teachr:ponnolathumbi yude matoru peru paraymo?tintumon :aadu. teachr: athentha?
  tintumon:“Ponnolathumbi,poo valithumbi, ADU ADU NEE ADAADU” ennale? 

• Keralathil ithavana 653 streepeedanam register cheythu

  29 Aug 2011 3:15 pm
  
  Paper vayikkunna Achan: Keralathil ithavana 653 streepeedanam register cheythu.
  Tintumon: Ippo sthreepeedanathinu registerum cheyyano ?
  Last Date Kazhinjo aavo ?? ! 

• Keralathil ithavana 653 streepeedanam register cheythu

  29 Aug 2011 3:10 pm
  
  Paper vayikkunna Achan: Keralathil ithavana 653 streepeedanam register cheythu.
  Tintumon: Ippo sthreepeedanathinu registerum cheyyano ?
  Last Date Kazhinjo aavo ?? ! 

• Tintumonte mund oori chuvanna trouser kandu

  26 Aug 2011 12:25 pm
  
  Tintumonte mund oori chuvanna trouser kanda Sasi: LDF aanalle ?
  Udan thanne Sasiyude mundu ooriya Tintu: "Swathandranalle"...!! 

• OnaSadya unnunna
  Tintu mon

  25 Aug 2011 2:48 pm
  
  OnaSadya unnunna
  Tintu mon
  viyarkkunnathu kanda
  supplier: “FAN idatte..?”
  Tintu: Elayude aa
  attathu lesham ittolu..!!

• Kolusu ninte kalilum kilukkamente nenjilum

  22 Aug 2011 3:07 pm
  
  Poovalan tin2:Kolusu ninte kalilum kilukkamente nenjilum
  Girl: cherup ente kalilum adi nite karanathum!
  From: Arun damodar (arunakhil222@gmail.com) 

• Looking at his final exam result

  19 Aug 2011 3:18 am
  
  TINTU ; Looking at his final exam result"njan thottu enno ?
  athum englishnu"
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  From: jasmon (jasmon.jasmon.vm@gmail.com) 

• Tintumonum girl friendum caril pokukayayirunnu

  18 Aug 2011 2:32 pm
  
  Tintumonum girl friendum caril pokukayayirunnu.
  Girl: Njan ninekku ente appendix operation cheytha sthalam evide anennu kanichu tharatte ?
  Tintu get excited & said, evide kanikkoo.
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  Girl: Nokku atha, Ekm medical trust Hospital...!!! 

• Tintumonum poochukkuttiyum

  13 Aug 2011 3:12 pm
  Tintumonte veetil oru poochakkutty vannethi. Shalyam sahikanaavathe Tintu poochakuttiye veedinu purathitu. poochakutty thirichethi.
  Tintumon poochakuttiye kure doore kondittu.
  Tintu veetilethiyapozhekum poochakuttiym veedu kandu pidichu vannu.
  Pinneyum poochakuttiye kure doore kondittu.
  Ennittu ammaye phonil vilichu.
  Amme...poochakutti veetilethiyo..?
  Amma: Ethi
  Tintumon: Enkil aa naayinte monodu ivide vannu enne kondu povaan para, enikku vazhi ariyilla...!! 

• Thenga moshtichathu nallathano Tintu..?

  11 Aug 2011 1:12 pm
  
  Vikari: Anyante parambil ninnum thenga moshtichathu nallathano Tintu..?
  Tintumon: Ariyilla acha ithuvare POTHICHU NOKKIYILLA...!! 

• Tintumon messaged his rank to his friend

  9 Aug 2011 3:06 pm
  
  Kerala Entrance Result is were declared:
  Tintumon messaged his rank to his friend. Friend replied.
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  "Da puthiya number aano ? Etha SIM" 

• Kadayil kayariya Tintumon enthu chodichu ?

  8 Aug 2011 2:27 am
  
  Schoolil ninnu varunna vazhi kadayil kayariya Tintumon: "Chetta, 25 rupayude ari 2 Kg, 50 Rupayude enna ara litre, 20 Rupayude 5 Biscuit ellam kudi ethrayayi ?
  Shop owner: Mone, motham 175 Rupa. Pack cheyyatte ?
  "Venda chetta thanku.
  Angane innathe home work theernnu ! 

• Tintumonte birthday gift Enthayirikkum ???

  6 Aug 2011 10:35 am
  
  Girl: Wher's my birthday gift ?
  Tintumon: You see that red BMW CAR on the other side of the road ?
  Girl: (Excitingly) Yes !
  Tintumon: Same color Nail polish I bought for you. 

• "Duck" ne kurichu Tintumonte super Essay

  31 Jul 2011 4:04 am
  
  "Duck" ine kurichu Tintuvinte essay. I like Duck. Duck lives in water. I also drink water. My neibour uncle drink alcohol without water. Alcohol is very bad. It is said by Gandhiji. He is a gud person. He has a stick. He dont have hair. He cut his hair in Ramraj haircutting Saloon. This saloon is a gud saloon. Its situated in Gujarath. Gujaratis the place where earthquake took place. So many people were killed. President gtave 2 lack rupees to injured people for compensation. Two lakh rupees is a lot of money. For getting it we need lottery. But Bhutan and Sikkim lottery are banned in Kerala. Kerala is a Gods own country. So many cocunut in Kerala. 1 cocunut 7 Rupee. So thus Duck is very nice. 

• Orikkal rajumon ennodu chodichu

  28 Jul 2011 2:48 pm
  
  Tinto;orikkal rajumon ennodu chodichudundu;enth
  tinto;nintaachan araan
  dundu;njan appol ammayoduchothichu
  tinto;ammaparanju panjayathlavottar pattikayil kanum 

• Tintumone ninte premam enthai

  24 Jul 2011 12:49 pm
  
  Kitu : Ninte premam enganayi.
  Tintumon: Aval vilikan thudangiyade.
  Kitu : Santhoshamayille.
  Tintumon: Yes, Adyam thanthayku vilichu, ipol ammaykum. 

• Vedangal ethra undu ?

  17 Jul 2011 7:51 am
  
  Teacher : Vedangal ethra undu ?
  Tintumon: 5
  Teacher : Ancho ?
  ethokkeya ?
  Tintu: Rigvedam, Yajurvedam, Samavedam, Adharvavedam, RATHINIRVEDAM...!! 

• NOVEMBER "14 childrens Day" Ayathu enthukondu ?

  30 May 2011 9:18 am
  
  Teacher: NOVEMBER "14 childrens Day" Ayathu enthukondu ?
  Tintumon: FEBRUARY "14" VALENTINES DAY KAZHINJU, "10" Masam thikayunnathukondu. 

• What is Microsoft Excel

  23 Apr 2011 6:48 am
  
  Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel
  Tintumon: It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer.. 

• Wife akathu. Kurekazhinju oru karutha kutiyumayi nurse vannu

  10 Apr 2011 8:19 am
  
  LABOUR ROOMin veliyil Tintumon. Wife akathu. Kurekazhinju oru karutha kutiyumayi nurse vannu, apol tintu "AVAL Eniku enthundakeyalum "KARICHE THARU..!!!" 

• Tintumon Went to hotel, Orderd food

  25 Mar 2011 2:31 pm
  
  Tintumon: Went to hotel
  Orderd food,
  
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  -Returned home
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• Indian thaarathinu swarnam nashtapettu...

  17 Mar 2011 2:51 pm
  
  Long jumpil Indian thaarathinu swarnam nashtapettu...
  Tintumon: Angane venam ! Chaadunna samayath swarnam oori vekkaathathu kondalle...! 

• Oruthanum ente kanneeru kandilla

  7 Mar 2011 3:57 am
  
  Njan karanju - oruthanum ente kanneeru kandilla.
  Enikkoru vishamam vannu - Oruthanum ente vedhana kandilla
  Enikku santhosham vannu - Oruthanum ente chiri kandilla
  .Njan Bevarail poyi athu sakala Nayinte makkalum kandu - By Tintumon 

• Lokathil ettavum kooduthal adichamarthapetta varggam

  4 Mar 2011 3:55 am
  
  Teacher: Lokathil ettavum kooduthal adichamarthapetta varggam ethu ?
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  Tintumon: Porotta...!!! 

• Innu ravile muthal oruthan bhayankara miscall adi

  2 Mar 2011 11:03 am
  
  Tintumon: Innu ravile muthal oruthan bhayankara miscall adi !
  Friend: Aara ?
  Tintumon:"BATTERY LOVE" ennanu peru kanikkunnathu. Njan edukkumbol cut aakkum !! 

• Nee achaneyum ammayeyum entha vilikkunnathu ?

  25 Feb 2011 2:55 pm
  
  Sir: Nee achaneyum ammayeyum entha vilikkunnathu ?
  Tintumon: Dadi !
  Tintumon: Achane "Da" ennum, Ammaye "Di" ennum ! 

• Hitler'nte full name ?

  22 Feb 2011 3:56 am
  
  Teacher: Hitler'nte full name ?
  Ramu: Ariyilla
  Tintumon: Njan parayam
  Teacher: Midukkan !
  Nokki padikkeda, parayoo Tintumone...
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  Tintumon: "HITLER MADHAVAN KUTTY". 

• The kidnapped sent a piece of her finger to Tintumon and demanded money....

  20 Feb 2011 1:05 pm
  
  Tintumon's wife was kidnapped.
  The kidnapped sent a piece of her finger to Tintumon and demanded money....
  Tintumon replied:- I wan't more proof THALA kananam THALA...!!! 

• Bullet proof jacketinu pakaram kothuku valayanittath

  17 Feb 2011 1:09 pm
  
  Tintumon Yudhathinu poyi. Bullet proof jacketinu pakaram kothuku valayanittath.
  Major: What is this ?
  Tintumon: Kothuk polum kerilla, pinneya vediyunda. 

• Tintumon & Dundumol seeing two dogs kissing..

  15 Feb 2011 3:29 pm
  
  In a park, Tintumon & Dundumol seeing two dogs kissing..
  Tintumon: Ninakku virodamillenkil njanum ..
  Dundumol: Ok, Pakshe sookshichu venam, Patti chilappol kadikkum..! 

• Thanik MS Office ariyamo ?

  13 Feb 2011 4:08 am
  
  Interviewer: Thanik MS Office ariyamo ?
  Tintumon: Address correct ayittu arayathilla...Ennalum thappi kandupidichu tharam. 

• Njan kiss thannittu odippoyal enthu cheyyum ?

  11 Feb 2011 3:37 pm
  
  Tintumon: Njan kiss thannittu odippoyal enthu cheyyum ?
  .Girl: Car odikkan kazhivillathavan horn adichittu poyi ennu karuthum. 

• Achante Chiri kaanan enthu rasaa

  10 Feb 2011 3:34 pm
  
  Tintumonte vivaha photo kandu makan "Achante Chiri kaanan enthu rasaa..!"
  Tintumon: Athayirunnu mone achante avasanathe chiri..!! 

• LKG Raging

  9 Feb 2011 1:56 pm
  
  Tintumon: Enthadi ninte peru
  Student: Veena Suresh
  Tintumon: Appo veenillengilo..?? 

• Kuttikal cheyyunna thettukal iruttine undakkunnu-Swami Vivekanandan

  7 Feb 2011 3:41 am
  
  Kuttikal cheyyunna thettukal iruttine undakkunnu-Swami Vivekanandan.
  Iruttil Cheyyunna thettukal kuttikale undakkunnu-Swami TINTUMON 

• Girl: Njan ninakku ente appendix operation sthalam evide anennu kanichu tharatte ?

  5 Feb 2011 5:07 am
  
  Tintumonum girl friendum caril pokukayayirunnu
  Girl: Njan ninakku ente appendix operation sthalam evide anennu kanichu tharatte ?
  Tintumon get excited & said, evide kanikkoo.
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  Girl: Nokku atha, EKM MEDICAL TRUST, HOSPITAL..!!! 

• Tintumonte orey oru chodyathinu munpil, ore oru velluvilikku munnil

  4 Feb 2011 3:08 pm
  
  Tintumonum Paandavarum thammil muttan kalippu. Oduvil Tintumonte orey oru chodyathinu munpil, ore oru velluvilikku munnil panchapaandavar thottu poyi...Enthanu aa velluvili ?
  "OTTA THANTHAKKU PIRANNAVANMARANENKIL VADA" 

• Simhathinte kudu adacho ?

  4 Feb 2011 3:47 am
  
  Zooil joli cheyyunna Tintumonodu manager: Simhathinte kudu adacho ?
  Tintumon: Illa
  Manager: Athenna ?
  Tintumon: Simhathe aaru pidichondu pokana. 

• Pls dial 123 & know your current bill status

  3 Feb 2011 3:52 pm
  
  Tintumon: My mobil bil how much ?
  Customer care girl: ...>Pls dial 123 & know your current bill status.
  Tintumon: Current bill alledi koppe mobil bil. 

• Aarada thendee iruttathu nilkkunnath

  3 Feb 2011 4:52 am
  
  Tintumon: Aarada thendee iruttathu nilkkunnath ?
  X: ithu njanada ninte chittappan.
  Tintumon: Chittappanayirunno, njan vicharichu achanayirikkumennu.

• Pareekshakku tholkkunna piller ippol athmahathya cheyyunnadhu fanil ketti

  2 Feb 2011 3:47 pm
  
  Rafimon-”eda veetil A.C vangichennu kettallo,engane oppichu?
  tintumon-”achanodu oru numbr irakki”
  rafimon-”endhu numbr?
  ...tintumon-” pareekshakku tholkkunna piller ippol athmahathya cheyyunnadhu fanil kettithoongiyanennu njan achanodu paranju..udane fan maati .A.C vachu thannu…!!
  
  From: rafi tvm (rafi.tvm88@gmail.com) 

• Entha epozhum Door'inte aduth nilkunne ?

  31 Jan 2011 11:53 am
  
  Bus conductor: Entha epozhum Door'inte aduth nilkunne ? Ninte achan watchman aano.Tintumon: Than Entha epozhum chillara chodikkunne ? Achan pichakkaran aano ? 

• Avale love cheyyunna kaalathu mobilil name save cheydhadhu ‘my life’

  28 Jan 2011 2:38 pm
  
  Rafimon-”eda ninte mobilil ninte wife inte name kaanunillalo..
  endhu perila savecheydhekkane?
  Tintumon-”ho..adhangane sthiramayi oru perilla..rename cheyum idakku”
  ...Rafimon-”renamingo? adhendhada?
  Tintumon-”avale love cheyyunna kaalathu mobilil name save cheydhadhu ‘my life’,
  kalyanamkazhinjappol ‘my wife’,
  pine oru masam kazhinjappol ‘home’ ennaki, 2 masam kazhinjappolekkum‘hitler’ ennaki,
  ippo adhokke maati‘wrong number’
  ennanu save cheydhekkane…adhiniyummaarana chance..”
  
  From: RAFITVM (RAFI.TVM88@GMAIL.COM) 

• I will pay 2000 rupees extra, please

  27 Jan 2011 12:57 pm
  
  Teacher: Your exam registration no. is 0Z3A5x49
  Tintumon: I will pay 2000 rupees extra, please give me a FANCY NUMBER. 

• Kinatil eali chathu kidanna karanam ennu palil mineral water anu

  26 Jan 2011 9:45 am
  
  Veetil palu vangikan vanna chechiyodu
  tintu:Ennu palinu vila kurachu kooduthal thareandi varum..
  Chechi:Vila kooduthalooo?? atheantha??
  Tintu:Kinatil eali chathu kidanna karanam ennu palil mineral water anu cherthathu..
  
  From: rafi tvm (rafi.tvm88@gmail.com) 

• Tintumon onnum parayanda aliya..ellam thudangiyadhu oru

  24 Jan 2011 3:06 pm
  
  Rafimon-”nee enganada aa dudumolay kandumuttiyadhu?ninte life konjata aayille”
  Tintumon-”onnum parayanda aliya..
  ellam thudangiyadhu oru requestil ninna…
  Rafimon-”endhu reqst??
  
  ...Tintumon-’Add As A Friend On Facebook…!!”
  nigalkku oru disterbayii annu arijathil jan happy anuu, bye friends............................
  
  From: rafi tvm (rafi.tvm88@gmail.com) 

• Mazha varum pokum, Kaamukimaar varum pokum, Premam varum pokum, Panam varum pokum,Pakshe E prayathil

  22 Jan 2011 6:01 am
  
  Ningal sukhamai urangikolu njan ee nadinu kaval nilkam"
  -Mohanlal, Keerthichakra.
  
  "Ningal maranam vare poraduka, Njan olichirikkam!"
  ...-Mammootty, Pazhassiraja.
  
  "Mazha varum pokum, Kaamukimaar varum pokum,
  Premam varum pokum, Panam varum pokum,
  Pakshe E prayathil Pallu poyaal pinne varilla.
  Sookshichal kollaam"
  MASTER TINTUMON,
  
  From: rafi tvm (rafi.tvm88@gmail.com) 

• Eduthal pongathadanalloo chundathu

  17 Jan 2011 12:52 pm
  
  Beedi valichondu pokunna tintu monodu pallilachan :eduthal pongathadanalloo chundathu
  Tintu:adukondallee achaa valichondu pokunnee
  
  From: Shamsudheen karingappara (Shamsudheenkc09@gmail.com) 

• Can't adjust wit ur wife

  15 Jan 2011 7:49 am
  
  A Tintumon after being beaten up by his mom was frustrated n was sitting out...
  Dad came & asked him,
  "wat happended son?"
  Tintumon: Dad i can't adjust wit ur wife anymore I want my own wife". 

• Kalyanam podipodichu aalukal kayyum kanakkumillathe varunnu

  8 Dec 2010 3:55 pm
  
  Teacher: Kalyanam podipodichu aalukal kayyum kanakkumillathe varunnu, Say it in English.
  Tintumon: Marriage powder powdered, people are coming without hand & Mathematics. 

• Vellam matramalla thimingalam, kadalaama, Sravu thudangiya jeevikal ullathayi kanunnu

  4 Dec 2010 2:24 pm
  
  Chandranil vellam matramalla thimingalam, kadalaama, Sravu thudangiya jeevikal ullathayi kanunnu - ISRO
  Tintumon: ISROku ariyillallo ROCKET Arabikadalila veenathennu. 

• Examinu tintu "frnd" enna topic copy kondoyi.but vannath father ne kurich

  3 Dec 2010 3:22 pm
  
  English xaminu tintu "frnd" enna topic copy kondoyi.but vannath father ne kurich ezhuthanulla question. He edited that:
  "Iam very FATHERLY man.
  I've a lot of FATHERS.
  Some of my FATHERS r male and some r females.
  My true FATHER is my neighbour.!"
  
  From: Subair_pts (ptsmky@gmail.com) 

• No in my family we marry only relatives

  2 Dec 2010 3:54 pm
  
  Girl will u marry me ?
  Tintumon: No in my family we marry only relatives.
  For example: My Mummy married Daddy, Aunt married uncle. So I will marry my wife. 

• He saw a snake hanging on a tree

  1 Dec 2010 3:20 pm
  
  Tintumon walking through a forest, He saw a snake hanging on a tree. He told 2 the snake "Veruthe thoongi kidakkathe mammiyodu para COMPLAN tharan"... 

• Pakal Indiakku vendium ratri Pakistanu vendiyum

  30 Nov 2010 2:38 pm
  
  Teacher: Pakal Indiakku vendium ratri Pakistanu vendiyum kalikkunna Indian Kayikatharam aaranu ?
  Tintumon: SANIA MIRZA 

• Ningale pallillatha naya kadichal enthucheyyum?

  28 Nov 2010 2:58 pm
  
  Doctor: Ningal Budhi ullavanano ?
  Tintumon: Athe...
  Doctor: Ningale pallillatha naya kadichal enthucheyyum?
  Tintumon: Sooji illatha injection vekkum. 

• Tintumonnum wifum

  28 Nov 2010 1:59 pm
  
  Tintumon: Sir enikku leave venam.Officer: Enthina ?
  Tintumon: Ente wife prasavichu.
  .Officer: Nattil poyittu 2 varshamayi pinne engane ?
  Tintumon: Athu chodhikkana pokunnathu. 

• Ramuvinte veetil Tintumon

  17 Nov 2010 3:55 pm
  Maricha Ramuvinte veetil poya Tintumon: Body kondu vanno ?
  Appol Ambulance vannu.
  Tintumon: Oh Ramuvinu 100 aayusanallo...!!! 

• Tintumonum Salesmanum

  7 Nov 2010 6:17 am
  
  "Vaccum cleaner salesman Tintumonte veetil:
  Tintumon: Enthaa ?
  Marupadi parayaathe ayaal veedinakathekku kayari, Living Roomil oru cover Chaanakavum, Cheliyum Ittu. Ennittu Paranju...Ee Vaccum cleaner kondu ithu 10 Sec nullil clean cheyyan kazhinjillenkil njaan ithu nakki Thinnum !
  Tintumon: Thanikku Chappaathiyo matto veno koode kazhikkan ?
  Salesman: Athentha ?
  Tintumon: Ivide current connection illa... 

• Tintumonum Kothukum

  29 Oct 2010 3:23 pm
  
  Kothukukadi kittiya Tintumon kadicha kothukine veruthe vittu.
  Friend: Enthinada kothukine kollathe vittathu ?
  Tintumon: Onnumillengilum avan ente chora alleda !! 

• Tintumonu Paniyanu innu schoolil varilla

  20 Oct 2010 3:17 pm
  
  Tintumon in phone: Helo Tintumon innu shoolil varilla, avanu paniyanu.
  Teacher: Ethu aara samsarikkunne ?
  Tintumon: Ente achana...!!!

• Tintumonum Appurathe veedum

  17 Oct 2010 3:00 pm
  
  Wife: Appurathe veetil entho vazhakku nadakkunnu onnu poyi nokku manushya...
  Tintumon: Njan onnu poathinte bhahalamaa avide nadakkunnath..! 

• Ente kayyil 4 choclates undu

  14 Oct 2010 2:46 pm
  
  Teacher-” oru chodhyam…ente kayyil 4 choclates und..adhu ningal 5 perkku engane njan veedhichu
  nalgum?
  TINTUMON answer parayu?
  TINTUMON -”enikku choclate venda teacher,ulladhu 4 perkum koduthekku..pinne problm illalo…!!

• Enikk "CHANDRANE" polulla oru pennu venam

  10 Oct 2010 3:29 am
  TINTUMON: Enikk "CHANDRANE" polulla oru pennu venam.Broker: Appo pennu athi sundhari ayirikkanam alle..TINTUMON: Athalla rathril vannittu ravile pokanam... 

• Ingane irunnal madhiyo..oru promotion ellam vende

  9 Oct 2010 1:08 pm
  
  TINTUMON-”acha , amme…ennum ingane irunnal madhiyo..oru promotion ellam vende jeevidhathil”achan-”njangalkku ini endhu promotion??TINTUMON-”kure kaalamayille achanum ammayum aayi ingane nadakkunnu..enne onnu kalyanamkazhipikku…pettannu thanne oru appoppanum ammomayum aaki tharam…” 

• Tintumon's waife was kidnapped

  7 Oct 2010 2:27 pm
  
  TINTUMON's waife was kidnapped
  The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to tintumon demanded money.
  TINTUMON replied: I want more proof THALA kananam THALA...!!! 

• Smoking padilla..cheetha swabavangal onnum paadilla

  4 Oct 2010 4:17 pm
  
  Remyamol-”enikku nalla cherukkane thanne venam..ethirthu samsarikkarudh…cheetha chindhagalpaadilla.kudikkarudh,smoking padilla..cheetha swabavangal onnum paadilla…enne samshayikkarudh..pinne…”TINTUMON-”…angane orale kittanam engil valla semitheriyilum poyi thappanam..jeevanulla aarum ee type kittilla” 

• TINTUMONum koottukaranaum

  30 Sep 2010 3:21 pm
  
  Friend: Engotta oodunne ?
  TINTUMON: Oru adipidi case ozhivakkana...
  Friend: Aarokke thammilaanu adi ?
  TINTUMON: Njanum purake varunnavanum thammil... 

• Yesterday I saved a GIRL from rape

  28 Sep 2010 3:00 am
  
  TINTUMON: Yesterday I saved a GIRL from rape
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• TINTUMON was CRYING DAD came & asked

  23 Sep 2010 3:48 pm
  
  TINTUMON was CRYING DAD came & asked: Why are you crying ?
  Tell me, I'm your friend na ?
  TINTUMON: Onnum illada aliya HORLICKS kuuduthal chodichapol ninte pennu enne thalli. 

• Tintumone Kanmanilla

  19 Sep 2010 2:33 am
  "TINTUMONE KANMANILLA"
  Velutha Niram,
  Karutha mudi,
  3 Adi pokkam,
  41/2 Adi Naakku,
  Vayasu 5,
  Prayathinu Cheratha samsaram,
  Malayalam, Hindi, Tamil, Enni bhashakalil nannayi theri vilikkum...
  Kandu kittunnavar dhayavai mind cheyyathe pokuka...
  Njangal samadanathode jeevichotte...!
  -Tintumonte Parents. 

• Interviewer and Tintumon

  17 Sep 2010 3:00 am
  
  Interviewer: Tahanikku MS OFFICE ariyamo ?
  Tintumon: Address correct ayittu ariyathilla. Ennalum thappi kandupidichu tharam. 

• Endhu kashtam.ethra pattini aayalum bharyayude vayaru niranju

  13 Sep 2010 2:49 pm
  
  Babukuttan-”da Tintu,aa Antappanu motham 14 makkal und….
  ippo veendu avalde vayar veerthirikkunnu..
  kashtam”Tintumon-”endhu kashtam.ethra pattini aayalum bharyayude vayaru niranju thanne irikkumennu avan pennu veetukarkku pande vaaku koduthirunndha..
  avan idhu vare vaaku thettichilla…” 

• Kai nottakaranum Tintumonum

  12 Sep 2010 8:21 am
  
  Kai nottakaran-”orupaadu kaalam padikkanulla bagyam ulla kai aanidhu…”
  Tintumon-”adhu enikkum ariyam..
  ippol thanne oro classilum orupaadu kaalam irinnittta onnu pass aagunnadhu…
  ee classil ethra kollam irikkumennu onnu correct paranju thannechal madhi…” 

• Tintumonodu Vanitha suplier

  10 Sep 2010 2:29 pm
  
  Vanithaa hotalil Ethiya Tintumonodu vanitha suplier :chayayude oppam ‘kadi’ veno sir?
  Tintumon: venda
  ‘ORUMMA’ mathi. 

• Aadyam appooppan olikku, Appooppan marichunnu paranjaa

  8 Sep 2010 11:08 am
  
  Appooppan: "Iyyo Tintumone ninte teacher varunnund, poi olicho...
  Tintumon: "Aadyam appooppan olikku, Appooppan marichunnu paranjaa njan kazhinja randazhcha leave eduthathu. 

• schoolil pogilla ennu paranju karayunna Tintumonodu achan

  7 Sep 2010 7:51 am
  
  Schoolil pogilla ennu paranju karayunna Tintumonodu achan-” nalla monalle…innu monday aanu..ee dhivasam nalla kuttigal aarum karayilla..”
  Tintumon-”adhe adhe innu monday alle..innu nalla kuttigal aarum schoolilum pogilla…” 

• Ninteyaduthu njan head light ittu kanichathalle side thara

  5 Sep 2010 5:21 am
  
  After an accident:
  Driver:Ninteyaduthu njan head light ittu kanichathalle side tharan.
  Tintumon: Ninne njan wiper ittu kanichathalle pattilla pattilla ennu !! 

• Tintumon bageduthu purathekittu

  4 Sep 2010 1:04 am
  
  Teacher: Next questinu answer parayunnayalkku udane pakam !
  Tintumon bageduthu purathekittu,
  Teacher: "Aara bagerinjathu" ?
  Tintumon: Njana, Ennal njanangottu...?? 

• Sambhu, thiruvathira, palpayasam.

  3 Sep 2010 12:45 am
  
  Tintumon ambalathile counteril:
  munnil nilkunna aal: sambhu, thiruvathira, palpayasam.
  Tintu: hanse, breakdance, chicken biriyani.
  
  From: Vishnu (lalvichu@ymail.com) 

• Eechaye viralil eduthu Tintumon alari

  31 Aug 2010 2:13 pm
  
  Tintumon paayasam kudikkumbol oru eecha veenu. Eechaye viralil eduthu Tintumon alari...
  "Thuppada panni kudichathu muzhuvan...!!! 

• Tintumon's Raging

  30 Aug 2010 1:01 pm
  
  LKG Raging
  Tintumon: Enthadi ninte peru ?
  Student: Veena Suresh
  Tintu: Appo veenillenkilo...? 

• 1000 kilo Oru Ton aanengil  3000 kilokku Enthu parayum

  29 Aug 2010 7:34 am
  
  Maths Teacher: 1000 kilo Oru Ton aanengil
  3000 kilokku Enthu parayum ??
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• Achanumayi vayakkitta Tintumon Achante Photo semitheriyil

  28 Aug 2010 7:48 am
  
  Achanumayi vayakkitta Tintumon Achante Photo semitheriyil kondupoyi thookki, enniittu athinte thazhe ezhuthi...
  
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• Enikkippol purathirangan polum vayya

  19 Aug 2010 2:55 am
  
  Njan oru pavamanu.
  Kurachu villatharam kayyil undenneyullu.
  Ellavaraum ente peril message ayachu kalikkunnu.
  Enikkippol purathirangan polum vayya.
  Classil ninnum enne irakkivittu...
  Pinki molumayulla kalyanam mudangi,
  Enne jeevikkan anuvadikkanam..
  Kanneerode...Tintumon 

• TINTU MON KOLLAPPETTU'!

  18 Aug 2010 4:29 am
  
  Flash News:'TINTU MON KOLLAPPETTU'!
  Nale SMS Harthal. Ellavarum sahakarikkanamennu Dundumol
  Misscalukale harthalil ninnu Ozhivakkiyittund.
  Nikathan pattatha ozhivu-airtel.
  sms lokathinu theeraanashtam-idea.
  Enik ente makane nashtapetathu pole-sardar.
  kazhivu theliyicha balan-chief minister.
  
  From: sajeev (sajeevkandamppully@gmail.com) 

• Khadhi thuni vyavasayam nashtathilanu

  10 Aug 2010 4:19 pm
  
  Teacher: Khadhi thuni vyavasayam nashtathilanu, athukond schoolil khadi vastram nirbandamakkum.
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• Tintumon and Oral

  2 Jun 2010 3:20 am
  
  Vaynokkiya Tintumonodu oral
  Ninkella penkuttikalem ninte pengamarayi kandoode ?
  Tintumon: Karuthamayirunnu, Pakshe Nattukar achane kurichu enthu vicharikkum ennortha..!! 

• Tintumons Vaccation

  25 May 2010 6:56 am
  
  Teacher: Vaccation divasangalil neeyenthu cheythu ?
  Tintumon : Oru divasam Bike odichu.
  Teacher: Bakiyulla divasamo ?
  Tintumon: Hospitalil ayirunnu ..!!! 

• Tintumon writing exam

  18 May 2010 4:31 pm
  
  Tintumon writingexam..
  Question: Prepare an interview with famous writer Sugathakumari..
  Tintumon wroteanswer..
  Njan:Namaskaram teacher..
  Njan teacherumayi oru interview thayyarakkanvannathanu..
  Teacher: Enik ippol samayamilla Tintumon poyitt pnne varoo..
  Njan: Okteacher, thanks.. 

• Tintumon studying spoken english class

  13 May 2010 1:52 pm
  
  Tintumon ippol spoken english classil pokarullathu kondu veettil vannalum englishil mathrame speecharullu. Oru divasam ravile Tintumon ammayodu. "Mom, u marry the cow I will rotate it" (Amma pasuvine kettu njan Karakkam)..
  TINTUMON WHO THE CROCODILE ! (Tintumon aara mothalu !) 

• Tintumon and Teacher

  10 May 2010 12:24 am
  Tintumon and Teacher
  Teacher: "India upayogichu kazhinja 2nd hand sadhanangal kayatti vidunnath ayalrajyangalilekkanu..Oru example parayoo ?Tintumon: "SANIA MIRZA"..
  
  SMS Category: Tintumon SMS, Malayalam SMS, Jayan SMS 

• Tintumon and Girl

  6 May 2010 6:41 am
  
  Girl: Enikku oru Umma tharamo...?Tintumon: Evide...?
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• Begger and Tintumon

  1 May 2010 7:09 am
  
  Begger: Amma thaye picha thayo !
  Enikku samsarikkan kazhiyilla...
  Our Uoma aane...
  Tintumon: Adutha veettil poyi chodikku...
  Enikku chevi kelkilla..!! 

• Tintumon's Love letter

  24 Apr 2010 3:12 am
  Dear,
  I love u. My dream i see u. Every where u. U no, i live no. I come red shirt tomorrow.U love i, u come red frock. I wait down mango tree. U come mango tree. U no come, i jump train, Sure come.Yours lovely,
  Tintumon
  Std 1B 

• Tintumon and Babumon

  23 Apr 2010 12:00 am
  "Padipist enna peru veenal thechalum pokilla. Nammaal sookshichal namukku kollam"
  Tintumon to Babumon when Babumon got first rank in UKG.
  
  Category: Tintumon SMS 

• Master and Student

  21 Apr 2010 10:51 am
  Master: Adutha pareekshakku nee 75% mark vanganam.
  Tintumon: Njan 100% mark vangum.
  Master: Thamasha parayalle...?
  Tintumon: Eda m...aara first thamasha paranjath...! 

• Teacher and Tintumon

  21 Apr 2010 10:48 am
  Teacher: convert the following sentence 2 malayalam."I SAW A FILIM YESTERDAY"Tintumon parayuTintumon: teacher innale 'A' padam kandu.... 

• Tintumon & Librarian

  19 Apr 2010 10:46 pm
  Tintumon goes 2 Library & askes 4 a book "Psyco-The Rapist" The Librarian searches 4 a while cums back slaps &says idiot, the book is calld Psycotherapist... 

• Tintumon and Receptionist

  18 Apr 2010 2:18 am
  Tintumon made a call 2 airport n asked Hw long is the journey from Kerala 2 America ?Receptionist: 1 second sir...Tintumon: Thank you...!!! 

• Tintumon Vs Bus conductor

  17 Apr 2010 7:04 am
  Bus conductor: Entha epozhum Door'inte aduth nilkunne ? Ninte achan watchman aano.Tintumon: Than Entha epozhum chillara chodikkunne ? Achan pichakkaran aano ? 

• Tintumon's Exam

  15 Apr 2010 7:24 am
  Teacher: Your exam registration No. is 0Z3A5x49Tintumon: I will pay 2000 rupees extra, please give me a FANCY NUMBER. 

• Tintumon and Mom

  14 Apr 2010 3:59 am
  A Tintumon after being beaten up by his mom was frustrated n was sitting out...Dad came & asked him, "wat happended son?"Tintumon: Dad i can't adjust wit ur wife anymore I want my own wife". 

• Tintumonum Sardarum

  12 Apr 2010 11:29 pm
  Sardar: 4 vayassullappol Njan 2 nila kettidathinte mukalil ninnum thazhe veenu.Tintumon: Ayyo ! Ennittu chettan Rakshapetto atho Maricho ?Sardar: Ormayilla annu njan kunjalle..? 

• Tintumon Vs Chethukaaran Vasu

  12 Apr 2010 5:08 am
  Tintumon beedi valikkunnath thenginte mughalil ninnu kanda chethukaaran Vaasu: "Oru beediyude athra valippamilla. Ennitt valikkunnathu kandille ?"Tintumon: THENGINTE ATHRA VALIPPAM UNDAAYITTANODA PATTI NEE THENGIL KAYARUNNATH !!!! Ninte vaachakamadi Tintumonodu vendaa mone.. 

• Tintumon and Teacher SMS

  10 Apr 2010 12:10 am
  Teacher: Africayile janangal innum elayanu dress aayi idunnathu.Tintumon: Appol elapozhiyum kalathu africayil TOUR pokam teacher ? !!! 

• Tintumon watching FTV

  1 April 2010 8:01 pm
  Father watching f.TVSuddenly tintumon came,Father: Pavappetta kuttikala, dress vangan polum kashillathavaraTintumon: Ithilum pavappettavar vannal vilikkane acha..!!! 

• Tintumon in Leave

  1 April 2010 8:43 am
  Tintu mon teacherodu: Muthassi marichu, leave venam.Teacher: Ninte muthasiyalle 3 azcha munpu marichath?Tintumon: muthachan veendum kettiyaarunnu...!!!! 

• Tintumon in medical shop

  2 April 2010 2:58 am
  TinTUMON orikal medical shopilTinTUMON: Ivide ella marunnum kittumo ?Staff: Ella marunum kittum.TinTUMON: Ennal 1 Kilo vedimarunnu thaa... 

• Tintumon in Shapp

  2 April 2010 11:08 am
  Tintumon shaapil ninnu varumbol pettonoru idiminnal.Fit aya Tintu mon odayil veenu.Deshyathode Minnalinodu: "Thalliyittathum poranjittu photo edukunnoda pulle !!" 

• Tintumon and phone

  3 April 2010 8:13 pm
  Gulfilulla maman: Ninak entha vendath ?Tintumon: Mobile mathiMaman: NOKA mathiyo ?Tintumon: Nokiyal pora Vaanganam....!!!! 

• Tintumon and Pinkumon

  3 April 2010 7:56 am
  Pinkumon: "My grandfather lived for 96 yrs & he never used glasses..."Tintumon: "....ya... i know...some people drink directly from the bottle"...! 

• Obey the Traffic Signal

  4 April 2010 8:47 am
  Teacher: Tintu mon, Why r u so late daily.Tintu mon: I was obeying Road Signal.Teacher: What signal ?Tintu mon:"SCHOOL A HEAD, GO SLOW" 

• Tintumon in School

  4 April 2010 5:07 pm
  Teacher: akashathil parakukayum bhoomilyil prasavikkukayumcheyyunna jeevi ?Tutumon: "AIR HOSTUS" 

• Tintumon in class

  5 April 2010 2:44 am
  Teacher: convert the following sentence 2 malayalam."I SAW A FILIM YESTERDAY"Tintumon parayuTintumon: teacher innale 'A' padam kandu.... 

• Tintumon and father

  5 April 2010 7:33 pm
  Achan: Innale nee kudichu bodhamkettu veenu..Tintumon: Enthu parayana, acha.ellam cheetha koottukettu karanama.1 full, 6 friends.. Athil 5 perum kudikkilla adjust cheyyuka allate entu parayana. 

• Tintu with Teacher

  8 April 2010 9:47 am
  Teacher: Tintu, Define "Romanjam" ?Tintumon: Romanjam is a particular type of kuliraarity in which all d poodas of d body will stand n dance along with the body...! 

• Tintumon came from Israel

  8 April 2010 8:23 pm
  Tintumon came from Israel with a case of Scotch. At airport customs officer asked-"Enthado pettikkullil ?"Tintumon: "Venjaricha vellamanu sir.Officer opened it & asked "Ithu full madhyam aanallodo ?Tintumon: "Ente karthave aa albhutham veendum sambavicho ? nee veendum vellam veenjakki mattiyo haleluah". 

• Tintumon and Driver

  9 April 2010 6:16 am
  Tintumon auto driverodu: Town vare pokumo ?Driver: Pokum...Tintumon: Ennal thirichu varumbol enikku oru bread vaangichondu varanam ????