Tuesday, 1 January 2013

karayilum vellathilum jeevikkunna jeevikale evideyaanu kaanuka?
15 Dec 2011 10:50 am

Teacher: karayilum vellathilum jeevikkunna jeevikale evideyaanu kaanuka?
Tintu: ‘Kallushaappil’. allaathe evideya
Mullaperiyar pottiyal 30 lakh manushyar marikum
10 Dec 2011 2:43 am

Tutumol:-Mullaperiyar pottiyal 30 lakh manushyar marikum.
athu undavathe irikan namukkellavarkum kudi DAM thallipidichal pore..
Ti2mon:-'Enna Pinne Atom Bomb Pottiyapol Hiroshimayileyum,Nagasakiyileyum Aaaluukalukku Bomb Pothi Pidichal Porayirunnno !!!!
Kalyanathinu munpe nee ennum eniku gifts vaangi thararille?
7 Dec 2011 3:26 am

Pinkumol-” kalyanathinu munpe nee ennum eniku gifts vaangi thararille?
Tintumon-” yes…
Pinkumol-” bt kalyana sesham onnum vaangichu thararillalo…adhendha?
Tintumon- ” meen choondayil kurungi kazhinjal pinne adhinu ira ittu kodukarilla mole…!!

From: josekeerimola@gmail.com
Tintu with Teacher
8 April 2010 9:47 am
Teacher: Tintu, Define "Romanjam" ?Tintumon: Romanjam is a particular type of kuliraarity in which all d poodas of d body will stand n dance along with the body...!
Tintumon came from Israel
8 April 2010 8:23 pm
Tintumon came from Israel with a case of Scotch. At airport customs officer asked-"Enthado pettikkullil ?"Tintumon: "Venjaricha vellamanu sir.Officer opened it & asked "Ithu full madhyam aanallodo ?Tintumon: "Ente karthave aa albhutham veendum sambavicho ? nee veendum vellam veenjakki mattiyo haleluah".
Tintumon and Driver
9 April 2010 6:16 am
Tintumon auto driverodu: Town vare pokumo ?Driver: Pokum...Tintumon: Ennal thirichu varumbol enikku oru bread vaangichondu varanam ????

Flash News:"Tintu Mon Kollappettu". Naale SMS Harthaal.
Ellaavarum Sahakarikkanamennu Sarkaar. Miss call'kaare Harthaal'il Ninnum Ozhivaakkiyittund.
"Nikathaan Pataatha Ozhiv" -Airtel,
"SMS Loakathinu Theeraatha Nashtam" -Idea,
"Nhangalude Naadhane Nashtamaayi" -Vodafone,
"Enikkente Makan'e Nashtapettu" -Sardar,
"Kazhiv Theliyicha Baalan" -Manthri.

Teacher: Tintu Mon, Chicken Aano Egg Aano Aadyam Varunnath?
Tintu Mon: Ath.. Aadyam Order Cheythath Aadyam Varum Teacher.

Dundu Mol: Enthina Tintu Mon Karayunnath?
Tintu Mon: Ente Achan'e idiyan Vasu Idichu.
Dundu Mol: Saaramilla, Karayenda.
Tintu Mon: Athinalla Vishamam.
Dundu Mol: Pinne?
Tintu Mon: Ente Friends Ellaam Kandu. Enik Maathram Kaanaan Patiyilla.

Tintu Mon Shop'il: Ivide Thakkaali Undo?
Salesman: illallo Mone..
Tintu Mon: Ivide Thakkaali Undo?
Salesman: illennu Paranhille..?
Tintu Mon: Ivide Thakkaali Undo Chettaa?
Salesman: illa, illa. Ini Chodichaal Ninne Nhaan Vedivechu Kollum.
Tintu Mon: Ivide Thokkundo?
Salesman: illa.
Tintu Mon:"Ivide Thakkaali Undo?"!!

Judge: Tintu Mon'te 2 Chevi'yum Cut Cheyyoo.
Tintu Mon: Nhaan Andhan Aakum.
Judge: Chevi Murichaal Engineyaa Andhan Aakunnath..?
Tintu Mon: Ente Kannada Nhaan Evide Vekkum.

Dundu Mol: Aanayaano Urumbaano Valuth..?
Tintu Mon: Angane Veruthe Parayaan Patilla. Date of Birth Nokkanam.

Dundu Mol: Nhaan Chess Kalikkaan Pokukayaa. Ninakk Kali Ariyaamo..?
Tintu Mon: Ariyaamo Enno.. Nee Kaliyakkukayaano.. Nee Ground'il wait cheyyoo. Nhaan Shoo itt Varaam.

Thengu Kayatakkaaran Tintu Mon'od: Oru Theng Kayari irangaan 20 Roopa.
Tintu Mon: 10 Roopa Tharaam. Thaan Kayari Thenga Ittaal Mathi. Iranganamennilla.

Mrigashaala Owner: Simhathinte Kood Adacho..?
Tintu Mon: Illa.
Owner: Athenthaa.
Tintu Mon: Simhatheyokke Aaru Pidichondu Pokaanaa..

Bus'il Tintu Mon Irikkunna Seat'nu Arike Ethiya Oraal: Ithente Seat Aanu. Nhaanivide Oru Karcheef Vechirunnu.
Tintu Mon: Appol Oru Double Mund Madakki Ee Bus'nte Purath Ittaal Ee Bus Enteth Aakumo..?

Teacher: Aadhunika Malayala Bhaasha'yude Pithaav Aaru..?
Tintu Mon: Pithaav'ne Ariyilla. Maathaav'nte Per Venamenkil Parayaam.
Teacher: Athaaraa..?
Tintu Mon: Ranjini Haridas.

Police: Helmet Evide?
Tintu Mon: Sir.. Sir..
Police: Enthaadaa Parungunnath?
Tintu Mon: Nhaan Station'lek Varikayaayirunnu. Ente Helmet Kallan Kondu Poyi.

Ammayod Vazhakkitta Tintu Mon: Achaa, Maduthu. Ningalude Wife'maayi Othu Pokaan Enikk Patunnilla. Athukond Enik Swanthamaayi Oru Wife'ne Venam.

Teacher: Tintu Mon'u Neenthal Ariyumo?
Tintu Mon: illa.
Teacher: Kashtam, Pattikal'k Polum Neenthal Aryaam. Pattikal Ninnekkaal Ethra Bhedamaanu.
Tintu Mon: Mash'nu Neenthaan Ariyumo?
Teacher: Appol Pattiyum Mash'um Thammil Entha Vyaathyaasam..?

Judge: Naanamille Ninakk. Ith 3-aam Thavanayalle Nee Kodathi'yil Varunnath?
Tintu Mon: Thanikkumille Naanam..? Thaan Daily Varunnundallo..

Tintu Mon: Doctor, Nhaan Urangumbol Swapnathil Kurangan'maar Football Kalikkunnathaayi Kaanunnu.
Doctor: Saaramilla. Innu Urangunnathinu Mumb Ee Gulika Kazhichaal Ellaam Maarum.
Tintu Mon: Innu Venda Doctor, Naale Kazhicholaam. Innu Final Aanu.

Tintu Mon: Pazhathinu Enthaa Vila?
Salesman: Oru Roopa.
Tintu Mon: 60 Paisa'k Tharumo?
Salesman: 60 Paisa'k Tholi Tharaam.
Tintu Mon: Enkil, 40 Paisa'k Pazham Tharoo.. Tholi Venda.

Teacher: Orange'um Apple'um Thammilulla Vyathyaasam Enth?
Tintu Mon: Orange'nte Niram Orange Aanu. Pakshe, Apple'nte Niram Apple Alla.

Teacher: Enthaa Tintoo Ithra Tenshan? Hall Ticket, ID card Atho Vere Enthenkilum Maranno?
Tintu Mon: Athonnumalla Sir. Naalathek Ulla Copy'yaa Innu Kondu Vannath.

Tintu Mon: Ee TV'k Enthaa Vila?
Salesman: Oru Laksham.
Tintu Mon: Enthaa, Ithinenthenkilum Prathyekatha Undo?
Salesman: Vaidyuthi Poyaal Ith Automatic Aayi Off Aakum.
Tintu Mon: Oho, Ennaal Pack Cheyyoo..

Wife'maayi Pinangiya Tintu Mon Office'il Ninnum Veettilek Vilichu.
Tintu Mon: Innenthaa Athaazhathinu?
Wife (Deshyathode): Visham.
Tintu Mon: Nhaan Vaikum. Nee Kazhichitt Kidanno..

Fashion TV Kandu Kondirunnapol Kayari Vanna Tintu Mon'od Achan: Paavappetta Veettile Kuttikalaa. Vasthram Vaangaan Polum Paisa illa.
Tintu Mon: Ithilum Paavappettavar Varumbol Enne Vilikkane Achaa..

Dundu Mol: Tintu Mon Mammutty'ude Mathilukal Kandittundo?
Tintu Mon: Sorry, Enik Mammutty'ude Veed Arinhoodaa. Pinneyengane Mathilukal?

Tintu Mon Orikkal Hotel'il Kayari.
Tintu Mon: Enthaa Kazhikkaan Ullath?
Waiter: Doshayund. Kariyilla.
Tintu Mon Vishappode Dosha Kazhichu.
Cashier: Paisa Tharoo..
Tintu Mon: Perse Und. Paisayilla.

Teacher: Nee Enthina Class'il Varunnath?
Tintu Mon: Vidya'k Vendi.
Teacher: Ennitt Nee innale Enthaa Varaathirunnath?
Tintu Mon: Innale 'Vidya' Absent Aayirunnu.

Teacher: Enthaanu OHM's Law?
Tintu Mon: Enik Muzhuvan Ariyilla Sir.
Teacher: Saaramilla, Ariyaavunnath Parayoo.
Tintu Mon: ............ this is called OHM's Law.

kukkumol-” ente hridhayam mobile um nee adhile sim um aanu

tintumon-” angananel oru doubt”

kukkumol-” endha?

tintumon-” ninte mobile dual sim onnum allallo alle…

B.technu padikuna tintumon four years kazhinju oru penkutyem kond vetil kayari vannu.
Achan:Entha eth tintu?

Tintumon:THIS IS MY CAMPUS SELECTION.!

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tintu -vinod Lays company kkarude parasyathinu veendi nalla oru Caption parayan paranju.

Tintu: “Buy Air and Get Some Chips FREE !!”

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kukkumol-” ente hridhayam mobile um nee adhile sim um aanu

tintumon-” angananel oru doubt”

kukkumol-” endha?

tintumon-” ninte mobile dual sim onnum allallo alle..

More...

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Teacher:Ravanane konnatharu?

Tintu:eanikariyam pakshe njan Parayilla teachere, pandu nadana kolapathakamanealum epo vilichu paranjal athu casakum ethu keralam anu keralam..

Letter By tintumon
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I’m Also BORED Of Education..

പ്രിയപ്പെട്ട കൂട്ടുകാരേ,

നിങ്ങളുടെ ടിന്റുമോന്‍. ഡോട്ട് കോമിനു ഇന്ന് മൂന്നു വയസ്സ് തികയുന്നു. 2009 നവംബര്‍ 14-നു തുടങ്ങിയ ടിന്റുമോന്‍ ഡോട്ട് കോമില്‍ ഇന്ന് പതിനാറായിരത്തിലധികം ഫാന്‍സും നാലായിരത്തിലധികം ടിന്റുമോന്‍ ഫലിതങ്ങളും ഉണ്ട്.

ടിന്റുമോന്‍ ഡോട്ട് കോം തുടങ്ങുമ്പോള്‍ ഇതിത്ര വലിയ വിജയമാകുമെന്ന് ഞങ്ങള്‍ ഫോറേഡിയന്‍ ടെക്നോളജീസ് പ്രതീക്ഷിച്ചിരുന്നില്ല. ടിന്റുമോന്‍ എന്ന കഥാപാത്രത്തെ മുഖ്യധാരയില്‍ എത്തിക്കുന്നതില്‍ ഈ വെബ്സൈറ്റ് ഒരു ഉല്‍പ്രേരകം ആയി എന്നതില്‍ ഫോറേഡിയന്‍ ടെക്നോളജീസിനു അതിയായ സന്തോഷം ഉണ്ട്.

മൂന്നു വര്‍ഷം മുന്‍പ് ഒരു ചെറിയ സോഫ്റ്റ്‌വെയര്‍ കമ്പനി ആയി തുടങ്ങിയ ഫോറേഡിയന്‍ ടെക്നോളജീസ് ഇന്ന് വളരെ വേഗം വളര്‍ന്നു കൊണ്ടിരിക്കുന്ന ഒരു “Indian Software Product Company” ആണ്. ഫോറേഡിയന്റെ മുഖ്യ ഉത്പന്നമായ “Fedena” ഇന്ന് നൂറിലധികം രാജ്യങ്ങളിലായി നാല്പതിനായിരത്തിലധികം വിദ്യാലയങ്ങളില്‍ ഉപയോഗിക്കുന്നു.

കൂടുതല്‍ വിവരങ്ങള്‍ക്കായി http://www.fedena.com/സന്ദര്‍ശിക്കുക

NASSCOM-ന്റെ ഈ വര്‍ഷത്തെ “Emerege 10 Award”, MIT-യുടെ “TR 35 2012 India Award”, “Edustars Award” തുടങ്ങി പലവിധ ബഹുമതികള്‍ ഈ ചുരുങ്ങിയ കാലയളവില്‍ ഫോറേഡിയന്‍ ടെക്നോളജീസിനെ തേടിയെത്തി. പുത്തന്‍ ആശയങ്ങളുമായി ആത്മവിശ്വാസത്തോടെ ഞങ്ങള്‍ യാത്ര തുടരുമ്പോള്‍ നിങ്ങള്‍ എല്ലാവരുടെയും സ്നേഹവും പ്രാര്‍ത്ഥനയും ഞങ്ങളുടെ കൂടെ ഉണ്ടാകും എന്ന പ്രതീക്ഷയോടെ.

ടീം ഫോറേഡിയന്‍

teacher- ” what happnd tintu? u are so sad?

tintumon-” yes i am thinking abt a great man..”

teachr- ” who ..?

tintumon-” He has served us Beer when we
were Sad & Happy..

Now he needs our help..

Please save Vijay Mallya..!!!!
Pls ADOPT atleast ONE Kingfisher
Air hostess…..

tintumon- “Position of a husband is just like a
Split AC…!!!

jintappan – ” why ?

tintumon – “No matter how loud he is outdoor,
He is designed to remain silent
indoor!

Monday, 31 December 2012

Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Tintumon: Dosa

MANDAN

Teacher: “Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku”

Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.

Teacher: “Oho… Ne mandanano ?”

Tintumon: “Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni

NO FREEZE LIQUID

Teacher: ‘Freeze aakatha oru liquid-nte peru parayoo’

Tintumon: ‘Chooduvellam’

INTERVIEW

Malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna tintumon

qn: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka

tintumon inganne ezhuthi…..

Njan: namasthe teacher. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu

Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu.

Njan: shari teacher

kali tintumonnodo???

SSLC

SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:
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“Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!”

MADIYAN

Teacher : Ettavum $hakthiyula oralude peru parayamo?
Tinttumon : “Madiyan”
Teacher : Wat?
Tintumon : Teacharalle paranjadu madiyan mala chumakum ennu…

BEGGAR

Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Chillara”, Is your father a Beggar ??

AUTO

Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi
Driver:100 roopa
tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo
Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath

PROFESSOR

A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA”
professor: “i dont understand anything”
tintumon: “same 2 you”

LKG-TINTUMON

To be is to do(Socrates)

To do is to be(Plato)

To be or not to be(Shakespeare)

Aaha angane vittal pattuo..Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)……..

CHEMISTRY

Teacher : What is “Al2 O3″ ?
Ramu : Alumina.
Teacher: Tintu, What is ‘Fe2 O3″?
Tintumon : “Filomina”

1000 ROOPA

‘1000 rupakku enth meedichalum oru sari free’

next day kadayil oru bhahalam
tintumon 1000 rupakku ‘chillara’ medichu sari venamennu paranju bhahalam vekkunnu…

DINESHAN

Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Tintumon: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan

Caril pokunna achan tintumonod:"indicator kathunnundo? onnu nokku"
tintumon:"undu…illa…undu… illa…undu…illa… undu…illa…undu… illa…"

Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"

Tintumon went to his Dad's Friend's home late night.Uncle offered him to
Sleep in Baby's room.
Tintumon refused because the Baby might Cry at Night and went to sleep in
the drawing hall.
Next morning he saw a Beautiful young Girl at the breakfast table,
Tintumon : Who are you?
The girl replied,"I am Baby..."

Teacher : What is "Al2 O3? ?
Ramu : Alumina.
Teacher: Tintu, What is ‘Fe2 O3??
Tintumon : "Filomina"

Tintumon askd d tchr 4 2 weeks leave.....
tintu:ente appooppan marichu
teacher:ninte appooppanalle kazhinja aazhcha marichathu?
tintumon:ammoomma veendum ketti!

Tintumon doctorodup Plastic sugery cheiyan etra roopayakum?
Dr.50000
Tintu:any discount?
Dr:No
Tintu Plastic njan konduvannalo.

Father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger’s cage at the zoo.
The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and
tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression.
"Dad,” tinumon said finally, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you
up …”
“Yes, son?” the father said expectantly.
“What bus should I take home?” tinumon finished.

Tintu mon ulpede 30 peru sabarimallakku poyi.
avide vechu thirakkil Tintu Mon koottam thetti ottakkayi.Tintu mon
announcement counteril chennu: “Ente koode vanna 29 pere kaanaanilla…! !”
Ithu ketta oraal: ” 29 pere kaananille….? ?
Tintu Mon: ” pinne njaan enthu parayanam…enne kaanaanilla ennu
parayanoo….?? ?”

Sir : Entha late aayathu..
Tintu : Nadannu varan vaiki sir.
Sir : Bussil vannoode??
Tintu : Athu sir nte molodu paranjaal kelkkande...

English sir to students: Give some examples using 'day' ?.
Gopi : Annual day
Thomaskutty : Birthday.
Tintumon : "Enthuvaaday"

Sir:kanjikal ennu paranjal ara?

Tintu:100 msg ayachittum 1 reply polum cheyatha aal

Sir: very good, oru example para

Tintu: sarinte mol

keralaKafe
Police:Helmet evide

Tintumon:Sir,Athu.

Police:Enthada ninnu parungunnathu.

Tintu:Njan stationilek varikayayirunnu,Helmet Kallan kondu poyi

Tintumonte ammumma marichu poi.
Achan karanjukond:Amme, ennekudi kondu pokayirunnile?
Bakiyullavar: Ammumme, njangale kudi kondu povayirunnille?
Tintumon: Ellavarayum kond pokan "kizhavi " yentha tata sumo yilano poyath?

TIN2 MONE KANMANILLA': velutha niram,karutha mudi, 3 adi pokkam, 4 1/2 adi nakku, vayassu-5 prayathinokkatha samsaram,malayalam,hindi,tamil enni bhashak

alil nannayi theri vilikum.kandu kittunnavar dayavai mind cheyyathe pokuka.njangal samadanathode jeevichote!!
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parent's..@

Appan: Mone nine Pallilachan aakamenu njan nercha nernitundu.
Tintu : Chathichallo appa, Ente mone pallilachan aakamennu njanum nernirikkuva

Dundumon: "aanayanno valudh atho urumbo?

Tintumon: "angane veruthe parayan pattilla. Date of birth nokkanam.!"

Sir & Tintumon

Sir: Entha late aayathu?

Tintumon: Nadannu varaan late ayi sir.

Sir: Bussil vannoode?

Tintumon: Athu sirintae molodu paranjal kelkkandae?

Tintumon & Auto Driver
Tintumon auto driverodu: town vare pokumo?

driver: pokum...

Tintumon: ennal thirichu varumbol enikku oru bread vaangichondu varumo??

Tintumon & Father

Kallushapil ninum irangivarunna Tintumonodu
achan:Ithu nallathano mone?

Tintumon:Evide theere mosama acha namuku vere shapil kayaram.

Tintumon & Girl

Road arikil nilkunna girl'nod Tintumon:Entha ivide nilkunnathu?

GIRL:Bus kayaruvana.

Tintmon:Ennal Roadinte naduvil nilkkoo,sharikk kayarate.

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