Flash News:"Tintu Mon Kollappettu". Naale SMS Harthaal.
Ellaavarum Sahakarikkanamennu Sarkaar. Miss call'kaare Harthaal'il Ninnum Ozhivaakkiyittund.
"Nikathaan Pataatha Ozhiv" -Airtel,
"SMS Loakathinu Theeraatha Nashtam" -Idea,
"Nhangalude Naadhane Nashtamaayi" -Vodafone,
"Enikkente Makan'e Nashtapettu" -Sardar,
"Kazhiv Theliyicha Baalan" -Manthri.

 Teacher: Tintu Mon, Chicken Aano Egg Aano Aadyam Varunnath?
Tintu Mon: Ath.. Aadyam Order Cheythath Aadyam Varum Teacher.

 Dundu Mol: Enthina Tintu Mon Karayunnath?
Tintu Mon: Ente Achan'e idiyan Vasu Idichu.
Dundu Mol: Saaramilla, Karayenda.
Tintu Mon: Athinalla Vishamam.
Dundu Mol: Pinne?
Tintu Mon: Ente Friends Ellaam Kandu. Enik Maathram Kaanaan Patiyilla.

 Tintu Mon Shop'il: Ivide Thakkaali Undo?
Salesman: illallo Mone..
Tintu Mon: Ivide Thakkaali Undo?
Salesman: illennu Paranhille..?
Tintu Mon: Ivide Thakkaali Undo Chettaa?
Salesman: illa, illa. Ini Chodichaal Ninne Nhaan Vedivechu Kollum.
Tintu Mon: Ivide Thokkundo?
Salesman: illa.
Tintu Mon:"Ivide Thakkaali Undo?"!!

 Judge: Tintu Mon'te 2 Chevi'yum Cut Cheyyoo.
Tintu Mon: Nhaan Andhan Aakum.
Judge: Chevi Murichaal Engineyaa Andhan Aakunnath..?
Tintu Mon: Ente Kannada Nhaan Evide Vekkum.